Fire and Blood

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship thatโ€™s just like super cool friendship with like kissing